Friday, November 27, 2009

2012 the Movie - My2K's Review

2012 the movie. I was prepared to dislike it for various reasons, but I had to agree with my husband: "not as bad as I expected". My various reasons revolve around it getting so-so reviews after I had stuck my neck out and invested in Sony, for heaven's sake. Invested in Sony because I was sure (SURE) that 2012 would be a blockbuster. Lost money. Felt stupid. Oh, well.

It was enjoyable. Too long. Too preposterous. But fun.

There was almost nothing at all about the Maya.

(Spoiler alert). I have questions: Would cell phones really work in the midst of a global disaster? How could two lovable geezer cruise ship musicians resist the urge to play "Nearer My God To Thee" as the ship sank? Would that have been too corny? More corny than naming the child who got aboard the ark Noah? Why didn't the editor snip out 30 minutes worth of airplanes narrowly missing falling rubble and fire? What have the Russians done to become the ethnic group able to be maligned? If the arks left from China why were all the throngs of common people allowed on board so Western looking? Would the survivors really be able to stay glued to computers months after the disaster? Isn't it bad taste to start kissing your ex-husband moments after your current husband dies a horrible death?

Friday, November 20, 2009

So Far, Calleman Is Correct

auh gold bar, photo by ironchefbalara

I'll mention this now, while the price of gold is still through the roof: Calleman actually called that pretty well. He said that paper money would start to become worthless when his "night" began on November 7th. That would imply that gold prices would soar. You can review his wave theory here. So, of course, now I am filthy rich! Hey, thanks, Calleman. That's me above holding my little bar of gold.

Just kidding - I never actually commit to silly theories like his. I moved a few stocks around and managed to stay even - my karma I think.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Admonish and 2012


signs, photo by Stitch.

It seems Merriam-Webster declares a 'word of the year' each year. For 2009 it is: Admonish. A verb that means 'to scold or warn gently'.

They say it was a popular looked-up word because the U.S. House of Representatives admonished one of its members, Joe Wilson.

Maybe so, but look how it applies to My2K. The ancient Mayans, we could say, admonished us that 2012 would have great importance as the end of the 13th baktun. Modern thinkers and crackpots admonish us to get our affairs in order before 2012. And, logical scientists admonish us to stop believing this wacky stuff. Admonish, admonish, admonish. It even has the word 'ad' hidden inside.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

My2K 2012 Movie Night


Friday night starts the 2012 movie weirdness. Can't you just already feel it in the air? NASA comforting us. "you won't really die". Hey, thanks NASA, now I feel better!

Here's what the t-shirt guy above says: "Home made by myself, stencil with a feather. I sell these on my web site, but I don't want to be accused of using flickr to promote commercial things, so I'll stop there. My web site is in my profile, so it shouldn't be too hard to figure out if you're so inclined. "

Stencil with a feather? Never heard of making a t-shirt with a feather. It's a nice t-shirt. But don't you think "2012" is lame? I hope he starts making some with "MY2K" on them.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Armadillos In Ancient Mayan Art


Armadillos in the Madrid Codex are characterized by a striped tail, scaly body, long ears, and bands along the body. They are often shown below a bee and under a roof, so they are thought to be associated with bee-keeping. Number 4 above shows an armadillo that has been caught in a pit (below, you can see how it appears on page 48 of FAMSI's Madrid Codex.)
The row of Xs above the armadillo could indicate bees (see the Related Post on bee-keeping).

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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Ben From the Tzolkin


This glyph is Ben which means "reed" and is the thirteenth day of the Tzolkin calendar. (At first I saw it as gapped teeth which helps me identify it. Now I realize the 'teeth' are probably shoots ready to come up out of the ground).
Below, you can see it on page 71 of FAMSI's Madrid Codex:


See it on the upper left? And then again in the compound glyph on the upper right?

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Were the Ancient Mayan Hells Vertical or Horizontal?


Loltun Cave, photo by selkie30.

Did the ancient Maya think of the afterlife as layered vertical levels or as horizontal chambers?

In the 1300s, Dante's Inferno ("Divine Comedy") convinced Europe that there are nine circles of hell and nine circles of heaven, layered one on top of the next. If your sin is gluttony, for instance, you are punished in the third circle of hell. If your sin is fraud or treason you are in real trouble; you go to the eighth or ninth circles of hell which are as bad as it gets. Western religions were influenced by Dante's vision. The Franciscan and Dominican priests taught it. They taught it in the New World as Spain conquered the Maya culture. The Mayan texts that explain ancient beliefs were written AFTER the conquest. Native Mayan scholars of the Colonial period reported how their ancient ancestors thought. And, lo and behold, they portrayed them as seeing the afterworld as layered. Just like the European belief!

Now that could mean one of two things: either the afterlife really is layered and both cultures picked up on that reality. Or else, the Spanish influenced the reporting of the Maya.

Scholars today argue about this. It is "common knowledge" in textbooks that the ancient Maya believed in a nine-layered hell and a nine or thirteen-layered heaven. Here is an example from a reliable online resource: 'The nine-layered underworld also played a significant part in Maya cosmology.... As Michael Coe so eloquently states, "The Mesoamerican cosmos was one in constant flux, in which space and time were co-terminous, in which the heavenly bodies moved in fixed layers, and which was in constant peril of cataclysm". '

But, what if ...
What if the ancient Maya never believed that?
What if they saw the underworld as chambers on one level (like in a cave)?
What if the Spanish had been so successful at changing the ancient culture that the Maya of their day began to report that "yes, our ancient people saw the afterlife as layers one on top of the other"?
Wouldn't scholars feel stupid?

There is an article in the journal Antiquity that is convincing. The authors, Jesper Nielsen and Toke Sellner Reunert, show how this possibly erroneous idea of layering made its way into common knowledge. The article is called "Dante's Heritage: Questioning the Multi-Layered Model of the Mesoamerican Universe". The authors conclude that probably the ancient Maya saw the afterlife as a horizontal place. They probably thought of it as consisting of four groupings around the outside of a circle - four cardinal directions and a center. It makes perfect sense if you think of how prevalent caves and cenotes were in their surroundings. Caves are a horizontal series of chambers. Caves represented the underworld Xibalba. The authors point out that actual inscriptions from the ancient people don't portray layers. Only texts that were written after the Spanish got there illustrate a layered version.

Shaky common knowledge can build upon itself. The famous Mayanist J. Eric S. Thompson seemed to talk himself into something here:
1934: "it is possible that the various groups of Maya direction gods ... were considered to be on different celestial or terrestrial planes."
1954: [compartments of the gods] "may have been thought to be arranged as ... horizontal layers one above the other."
1970: "there are thirteen layers of the skies ... just as there are nine layers of the underworld."
See how he eventually lost the "possibly" or "may have been"?

This is a cautionary tale. Our view of the past can be totally wrong. Or partially wrong. And, with the internet, it's possible for common knowledge build upon itself until it has constructed a huge nine level pyramid of its very own.

I will keep this in mind as I follow Calleman's wave theory. His "sixth night" comes soon. November 7th is when it begins. I plan to sell my stocks and buy gold-type investments for my paltry IRA. I love following kooky theories. But, I'll still stick to reasonable investments because after all ... he's building his theory on nine levels, and Nielsen and Reunert can show that that's nutty.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Herons In Ancient Mayan Art

























From "Animal Figures in the Maya Codices" by Alfred M. Tozzer and Glover M. Allen. Water birds are rare in Mayan art - here are a few herons.

Number 1 is from Palenque - the wings are 'curiously conventionalized'. The wings remind me of the ollin sign of the Aztecs.
Number 2 shows a warrior's headdress from Chichen Itza. It is the long bill that makes Tozzer and Allen think it is a heron. It probably indicates which tribe the warrior represents.
Number 3 is from a codex and shows erect feathers all along the neck.
Number 4 is from a codex. The neck is long and the feathers are erect.
Number 5 is from Palenque and shows the heron holding a fish in its bill - it is part of an elaborate headdress.
Number 7 shows a man wearing a headdress that is a heron with a fish in its bill/

Below is number 7 as it appears on FAMSI's page 36 of the Dresden Codex. It is very graceful art.




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Do number 1's wings remind you of ollin like they do me?

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Pole Reversal - Is It Time For A Change?


Many 2012 nuts experts tell us that if Nibiru comes close enough to earth it will cause a shift in poles. The north pole will no longer be the standard it has always been. The earth will start to turn in a whole new way. Aside from the earthquakes and tidal waves that will cause, will there be any advantages to the change? Maybe the earth needs a makeover. Maybe those of us who live in Iowa deserve to live on ocean-front property for a change.

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Nibiru, of course.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

We Were Warned - 2012 My2K Movie


The Pearl, photo by Thorlakur
Iceland has a landmark building called the Pearl. It holds shops, restaurants, a museum and a viewing deck. The photo above was probably photoshopped: "nokkuð spes lagskipt, flottar rúðurnar í perlunni, eins og digital mynstur" says the photographer. I don't speak the language, but picking out the word digital makes me think photoshopped.

Below, it is photoshopped again in the middle of a giant tsunami a la 2012:































A movie about the destruction of the whole world can really capitalize on landmarks in its advertising. Vig Fengum Vigvorun - that must mean "we were warned".

We were warned also has the initials www. Very modern. Could be http://www.www.com/ (which is a dead-end link right now, but Sony should have bought it).
Why do they say "we were warned" anyway? Warned by whom? The ancient Maya? I don't think any so-called warning could prepare us for what we see above in the poster. The Maya called an end date, yes. But what could we do about this? How would we stop a tsunami. Talk about blaming the vicitms! "Hey, sorry Icelanders, but after all you were warned."

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A Rio landmark bites the dust.

Ridiculous survival advice.